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dickensianwerewolf:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

The whole “earth is round not flat” thing as a major scientific discovery is a very Western-centric thing

Arab and Asian empires had mathematically proven the earth was round way before white people

Arab mathematicians had calculated…

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iggy-master-of-all:

cecilspanties:

Just click on it you wont be disappointed

What Welcome To Nightvale fans do when they’re waiting for the new episode

(Source: clearspanties, via angelshawke)

spnmeme:

"Bobby Singer My Hero

↳Four Humans: Jody Mills

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#q

queerer:

people with anxiety disorders are so brave like we feel unbearable amounts of anxiety over doing things like going to the doctor or getting on a plane or talking on the phone or taking a test but sometimes we find the strength to do those things anyway even though we’re terrified out of our minds and that’s really amazing. people with anxiety are brave as hell 

(via captjackqueerness)

punkkidcatholic:

if yr atheism involves belittling people’s faith and attempting to prove to everyone that god doesn’t exist don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t breathe on me thanks

(Source: churchrat, via ascen-ding)

#q

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(Source: osrick, via vaguelyhomosexualdean)

little-crazy-misha-minion:

pineappledean:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

ask-leviathancas:

longlivecastiel:

katiebug445:

themusicalbaconangel:

fabulouslyfangirl:

malfoymaniac:

oh-my-godstiel:

akaneh:

padahugs:

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GOD BLESS THIS KID.

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BLESS THIS KID.  

BLESS THIS KID.  

BLESS HIM.  

BLESS HIS ENTIRE LIFE.  

EVEN A FUCKING THREE YEAR OLD SEE’S IT.

Wow, that’s young for a kid to watch such an adult show, but oh my, that’s amazing. Bless hiiiimmmmmm.

OH MY GOD THIS KID ALL THE AWARDS


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This post is just awesome!!!!! I love it! I love this kid!!!!! OMG!!!! My feels are everywhere.

(via vaguelyhomosexualdean)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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shinga-tumblr:

simpaticonebula:

ironychan:

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Unless you’re fat like me.

FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE

YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS COSPLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

IF YOU HAVE TO MODIFY A COSTUME SO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WEARING IT, DO THAT! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE 100% EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER’S IF YOU ROCK IT LIKE THE GODDAMN CHAMP YOU ARE

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR COSPLAYING YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL

The bolded bit there? I feel like that advice is beautiful for SO MANY SITUATIONS.

(via vaguelyhomosexualdean)

tsundereservice:

why aren’t vegan doughnuts readily available everywhere it’s criminal

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sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

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inspired by (x)

(Source: itsokaysammy, via captjackqueerness)

stilesinatrenchcoat:

I love how Hannibal and Supernatural are like

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while Sherlock and Hannibal are like 

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superwholock-on-alternia:

lucifer-fallen-from-grace:

casismypie:

buzzfeed:

thegrumppuccino:

actual-mother-john-watson:

notexactlyninja:

geekophiliac:

jeantakethespookycock:

didney-worl-no-uta:

back-it-up-elizabethbanks:

fagflow:

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 

Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE

THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 

THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE

DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.

THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

the amount of personal stories is alarming

MINE WOULD STILL TALK YEARS AFTER TAKING OUT THE BATTERIES HOLY SHIT I’M GLAD OTHER PEOPLE NOTICED THE SAME THING. THE ONLY KNOWN METHOD OF KILLING THEM IS SETTING IT ON FIRE.

OK SO NO JOKE WE HAD THREE FURBIES IN THE BUZZFEED OFFICE AND WE PUT THEM ALL IN A SMALL CONFERENCE ROOM FACING EACH OTHER ON A TABLE SO THEY COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER AND AFTER A WEEK OR SO THEY JUST DISAPPEARED AND WE NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN AND I THINK MAYBE WE SUMMONED THE ELDER GODS OR CREATED SKYNET OR SOMETHING.

And here I thought I was the only one who thought Ferbies were evil

So I used to have a Furby. It was one of the newer ones that had the batteries screwed in. I would put it to sleep and IT WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SAY “PLAY A GAME?” AND AFTER THE TENTH TIME IT DID THAT I TOOK THE BATTERIES OUT AND SET IT BACK ON THE SHELF IT WAS ON AND LIKE THREE WEEKS LATER IT TURNED BACK ON ASKED “PLAY A GAME?” AND STARTED LAUGHING AND THE LAUGHTER GOT ALL DISTORTED AND ONE OF THE LIGHTS BEHIND THE LEFT EYE BURNED OUT


I SWEAR TO GOD DO NOT BUY THESE I HAD TO GO INTO MINE AND FUCK UP THE SYSTEMS ON THE INSIDE DO NOT EVER GET THESE EVER. DO NOT. NEVER EVER.

run far far far away

(via vaguelyhomosexualdean)